
Yet, I remember independent natural products retailers in the 90s beginning to complain about educating customers who would then walk down the street to buy the products at that nearby vitamin discount store. Independents began asking themselves why they should spend all the time it takes to educate shoppers, just to have them go somewhere else to shop.
Discounts: An American Pastime Fast forward to 2017, where virtually every customer is armed with a smartphone and price-comparison app (software program application), and the problem has only gotten worse. It’s

The Value of Time At the heart of this extreme price-seeking behavior is the issue of time; your time and its value. The 20 minutes, half-hour or more you spend with each customer that becomes

No Scolding As an independent natural products retailer, you’ve realized how few options you have for handling price-seeking customers. You can’t charge for your nutritional advice, because your other retail competitors continue to give the same advice for free. And, you can’t yell at your customers, or lecture them on manners and respect. They’ll just walk out the door. So, what can you do?
Fight Fire with…Satire While directly criticizing someone will turn them off, laughing at them can have a dramatic

Here are four cartoons I have created with Jeff Danziger, the influential political satirist whose cartoons have graced the pages of Christian Science Monitor, New York Times, and are currently syndicated nationally through the Washington Post Writers Group.
Continuing Need People in the United States will increasingly need health advice, and no one will be able to avoid the aging process. The Millennial generation, 77 million strong, is the largest in our history, with aches and pains presenting at an earlier age than any previous generation. Capturing your share of shoppers depends on how proactive you are willing to be, from the beauty of your physical store presentation, to your carefully curated product mix, to the skill of your nutrition team. Using humor to “reset” the customer relationship may prove to be one of your most powerful tools. WF
Images by permission of Jeff Danziger.
Naming Contest
The four cartoons you see here are the first of what I hope to be a series of funny, pointed caricatures that illuminate the most offensive behaviors customers in your stores exhibit. If you’ve got a “You won’t believe what my customer just said…” moment, I’d love to hear about it. I’m sure there are many amazing remarks you’ve heard as your customer begins tapping on their smartphone screen. And, when you share your anecdote with me, you may just see it in a future cartoon.
Also, with this column, we are initiating a contest for the best name for the “smartphone shopper” who takes your advice for free, and then shops online. If you are the winner — the independent natural products retailer whose smartphone shopper name we select — you will enjoy a $100 gift card, and a customized cartoon, with your store name on it, honoring your efforts. (Submit your entries to: jay@retailinsights.com.)
Jay Jacobowitz is president and founder of
